February 2012
Girl gimmi da pussy - webbie
One thing is for sure
I’m a terrible person.
I do fucked up shit with no real guilt.
I dont see why anyone would want to fuck with me.
Shout out to Skye for regressing into a tumblr...
nahchillhomebro:
Its funny and embarrassing at the same time. Shit she even used the “teach men not to rape” slogan of the average tumblr feminist”
“teach men not to rape”… the most retarded shit ever. Every man is raised knowing not to rape someone.
feminist need to sit their asses down and have their tongues removed.
gabriellaalana asked: i have to peeeee (:
I forgot how good reggae sounds
Bob Marley Pandora is my shit.
When Im a rich doctor
Im going to hook myself up with a computer room.
I’m talking multi-screen alienware computer.
Alienware laptop.
Surround speakers for that bitch.
Perfect lighting for that bitch. Perfect chair and maybe a fridge for some beers.
The nerd inside will live on forever.
I was sure I failed this math test
I come into class and find that I scored a 80.5
I don’t even know how I pulled it off. I didn’t even have time to finish the damn test.
I took a psychology test today too though… now Im worried about that. I really need to crack the whip on my study habits. I’ve been starting to slip up and procrastinate. Thankfully I dont need to wait to see F’s and D’s...
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I did the cinnamon challenge last night while...
I managed to swallow all of it.
But the next day I thought I was going to die. Literally having hot flashes sitting on the toilet.
Cinnamon fucks you up.
“Feeding plants to animals then eating the animals is like filtering water...”
– Bruce Friedrich (via veganlove)
tumblr got y'all thinking regular people who just...
Im still trying to figure out if this shit really...
I was talking to some chick about some creeper guy.
I said “When you gonna let him hit that?”
She replied with “He cant… but you can.”
I had to have her repeat that shit two more times. Even then I still wasn’t sure if I was hearing what I thought I was hearing.
“Are we talking about the same thing…” I asked.
“I hope so” she...
This one guy got into a fight with his girlfriend...
All you can hear is a bunch of pounding and shit.
He comes out and his face is scratched to hell and bleeding.
One hour later he is trying to give me relationship advice.
Uh… No thank you…
How Tumblr staff reacts to things:
super-eklectic1:
kyssthis16:
hamburgerjack:
thegoddamazon:
stfuconfederates:
Blogs with racial/homophobic/transphobic/sexist/ableist slurs in their titles:
Intensive oppressive cyber-bullying and hate speech:
Death threats against the President of the United States:
Missing E:
Thanks Tumblr staff. Stay classy.
Tumblr is so pressed off Missing e; meanwhile our ask...
Everyone says its good to be with a good girl.
But I miss the adventure of a bad girl.
I remember saying in the past that when I become a doctor that all the bitches who rejected me would regret it.
But Im not doing this shit out of revenge, its just one of the small perks.
Those nerds who dont this shit out of revenge? Those are the assholes who think they’re better than everyone and can say whatever the fuck they want to say.
Nigga bet not ever try that shit on me…...
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“You only get better at hunting by hunting. You only hunt if you’re...”
– Joseph Jennings. My view on the struggle of life and motivation for prosperity.
Nice guys are fucking boring
Thats why you never get any play.
You get the girl when the girl wants something to take advantage of, something to use, boss around, and make their bitch.
Fuck that shit. Fuck no. Hell no. Fuck that.
This nigga ain’t nobodies bitch. I went down that road once before and learned my lesson.
Fuck that shit.
I’d rather be the bad guy than the bitch.
My dad said I should give my roommate a 30 day...
Just so he knows to save money.
Well… I say fuck that. This man put my expensive ass bike out in the rain.
That nigga can suck my dick and pay my share of the rent cause Im outta this bitch.
My own place for less money.
Fuck yea.
More good conversation with my dad
women, school, work, life.
Pretty much covered it all.
He always tends to reinforce my life values or educate me on new ones.
Always feeds the fire to me becoming a doctor though. Nothing will stop me.
I paid how much for this camera?
Im going to start forcing myself to use this shit.
I’ll be like the rest of you posting shit just to post shit.
One day I’ll get drunk and high and post my dick.
Either my follower count will skyrocket or drop to 2.
Either way… At least then I would have finally gotten my little sister away from my blog forever. I can only imagine how traumatizing that would be for her.
Anonymous asked: What's it like to be a bear?
Going to go out to El Centro today
To visit the middle of the baby sisters.
As soon as my dad pleases the crazy bitch he calls a wife.
His wife is pretty much all the bad karma he has collected in his life all hitting him hard at once… over the span of the rest of his life.
hehnehseees:
you know i only recently found out what yolo and that ovoxox or whattever it is stands for. i don’t listen to drake. i just fuck around on here cause why not.
wait… what the fuck is ovoxox?
Drake came up with some more bs?
Im looking at some of these blogs...
And Im thinking to myself that they look more like a survey.
Answering all types of questions.
Then Im wondering who the hell is submitting all these damn questions under Anon and why do this person or people have such an interest in this one average person?
Anons be stupid.
*submits dick pics to underage girls*
barackosama:
Yolo
WOOOO MUTHAFUCKIN YOLOIN ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE
The girls look pretty on the internet
But in reality they turn out to be the same women you see walking down the street that you use simply as eye candy to make your day more enjoyable.
Im about to research a good book to read
Its about time I find a new book to get sucked up into.
Reading Hurts
treesquirrrel:
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
I drank a 4loko
And now I feel guilty about it? Or maybe its the fact that I spent unnecessary money?
I dunno. I guess drinking really isn’t for me anymore.
I need to find a damn hobby.
I need California to warm up really quick
I need my weight lifting in the sun and bike riding along the ocean.
I felt my arms today… I feel like a little bitch.
I feel like an old lady can beat my ass.
I miss being with someone who doesn't give a fuck...
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Whenever I know Im going to end up eating a meal...
I dont eat shit all day just to even out.
Although for a man my size a meal for two is probably the norm.
Once i move out Im going to start working out again. I’ve literally had dreams about working out again.
I guess I kinda miss being big and shit.
redvelvetpenguins:
If I could be drunk always I would
fucking agreed
Im beginning to debate if Im even going to eat...
I really don’t want to get caught in conversation with my roommates family.
Call it anxiety or something… I simply find it very uncomfortable having to talk to people I really dont give a damn about when Im at home. When Im at home Im not tryin to do shit…
No talking, no working, no joking around. fuck that. im just chillin by myself in peace.
Im hoping by 8 they will be done...