December 2010
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LUCKY 2011.
caseystarz:
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sarahramora:
1st Day of the year is.. 1-1-11
After 10 days.. 1-11-11
After 10 months.. 11-1-11
And after 10 days again.. 11-11-11
— I HOPE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE. :)
“MIRACLES HAPPEN TO THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN THEM.”
OMG LYKE HOLY SHIT MINDFUCK I CANT EVEN BREATHE!!!1111 DIS IS SO CEWL OMFG!!!!!11 XD!!!!!!1111 WUT IS AIR
omg
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Watchasatays:
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meekaio:
JUST CLICK IT. FOREVER ON MY BLOG
THIS JUST HAS TO BE ON MY BLOG
I HAVE BEEN PLAYING THIS FOR HOURS
OH MY GOD YES
GUYS, YOU...
Tonight is the night!
courtdigity:
sleepypandamay:
Are you all ready?! [:
I know I fucking am.
Made a bet with my roomie bestie wifey sugarplum courtney… it’s bound to get us fucked up before the new year even starts. I don’t know if I’m going to be able to handle it. But this year is going to start off big. Fuck yea bitchesssssssssssssssssssss.
I think we were already supposed to take a shot D: lmao I’ll hold...
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Facts on Cigars
1) Because of their higher price, extended smoking time, and complexity of flavors, cigar smoking is generally considered more of a hobby than cigarette smoking.
2) Prices for cigars can be wildly divergent, from hundreds of dollars for vintage, pre-embargo Cuban cigars, to 49 cents for a grape-flavored Swisher Sweet.
3) No one has ever bought a grape-flavored Swisher Sweet because they...
I seriously hate you all
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Im "crazy"
what the fuck of it?
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Whats some good dubstep?
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People
They push your patience to the very end.
Then when you’re about to lose your patience you realize… the conflict that would unfold will benefit no one.
Then you have no choice but to remain patient.
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“No its Vegas goin down tomorrow. All life is is bitches and hos, and chronics...”
– Drunken Jon
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whats a frost/limewire substitute?
I need a new way to download music
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WatchPac Man Horror Movie
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The thing about people
From a very early age we are told we are special and can accomplish anything we ever want to do.
Our mothers and fathers love us. We are the center of attention are our birthdays or holidays. And our stories are usually told from our point of view.
And due to all this people actually believe they are the center of the universe. When someone is sad they wonder if they had anything to do with it....
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Watchlikesrslyashley:
suchaladybutimdancinlikeahoe:
cl0r0x:
b0mb-pussy:
(via reina)
OHMYOGD
my wife
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Destructive Ignorance.: A Fable To Start With →
therecipe:
Excerpt from Daniel Quinn’s Beyond Civilization. Beyond Civilization makes practical sense of Quinn’s Ishmael series. A Fable To Start With Once upon a time life evolved on a certain planet, bringing forth many different social organizations - packs, pods, flocks, troops,…
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I had a dream that I was eating good food with the...
merry christmas to me.
i give the best gifts to myself.
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My co worker said “Ill do it with you” while bending over and I could clearly see down her shirt.
She meant “Ill help organize the towels” but I heard “Ill have sex with you.”
I had a really big boner… It was impossible to hide. It was so obvious that I couldnt even be proud of it. I might as well have been walking around with no pants.
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Theres really only one girl I really care about and it’ll probably remain that way regardless of the situation.
The rest of you are just something to pass the time or simply to fuck with. Not “fuck” as in have sex but “fuck” as in have fun with. See what I can do, how far I can go, and see your reaction to my action.
Its the truth, honestly. Its all just a joke, a...
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“You may be on your knees but you still have him by the balls”
– - Samantha Jones (Sex and the City) on blowjobs (via lipstick-feminists)
at least thats what women believe. they dont realize that one punch to the head will release that grip instantly… cause youll be unconscious
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Dont you hate...
When you have to take a shit but you dont feel like it at the moment.
Then once the time comes when youre ready to do your business then one of your roommates jump in the shower.
Then you realize you have to leave for work soon but because this roommate is a female she takes a hour to clean herself.
Then you finally charge in the bathroom and find that you cant breathe in this goddamn sauna.
...
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Sometimes...
You dont want to know their name.
You dont want to know their life story or their life goals.
Hell, you dont even want to know if their on their period or not.
No, sometimes you just want to know if they’re DTF or what?
Bypass all the bullshit, Im not trying to marry your ass. Im just trying to get a hour (yes, I only want a hour shut up) of fun and move on with my life.
Know what I...
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I dont want to go to work
I would much rather continue this wild and crazy party in my head.
But that will be impossible to do in the presence of a bunch of people mostly consisting of impatient women and women with way too much Christmas spirit.
Twice I have had a good conversation with a customer of how Christmas is bullshit. “Here look at how much money I spent on you! Now you know I love you!”
I wont go...
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I really need to quit watching such disgusting...
If I dont find out where this smell of vomit is...
Im going to get pissed… cause this shit is just sickly annoying.
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I think one of the cats threw up in my room
Cause I smell vomit…
Oh wait I just remembered we did have a girl throwing up in this house during our last party. She also spent a lot of time in my room…
goddamn it
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mrs.doubtfire: Dearest followers, →
courtdigity:
I’m sorry I’ve neglected Tumblr for the past few days. I was going to say I’ve been in a coma or a drive by or some shit but I couldn’t lie to you. I’ve been to fucking drunk to make it online then trying to work with hang overs and being wired just sucks. Hope all yall bitches are doing good :) I get a feeling one of my roommates is either dead or arrested. Haven’t heard or seen...
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sometimes i look at you crazy muthafuckas
and forget that im one of you
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dogs are awesomely simple
here is this suicidal man on the ground, covered in mud, and handcuffed having probably one of the worse experiences he is ever going to have in life.
And then here is this random shiny black dog wagging his tail and running all over the place and greeting everybody.
The man is in a very dark place in life right now.
The dog is having a party.
I envy you, animals.
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Watching Cops
and this guy is trying “suicide by cop”
the cops stop 50 ft from him and the guy throws his hands in the air like “fuck it”
Then goes running up to the cops
The cop simply side steps and tasers him
This fool is stupid… only black people get shot by cops THAT easily
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I cant tell if what I hear is the rain outside
or the cat taking a shit.
yea… the two sound very familiar
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fuck...
I just realized some girl had me singing lady gaga and katy perry last night
This is seriously the death of me. What the fuck was I thinking?
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QWOP
this game… so is it like the game of tumblr?
Cause I keep seeing a lot of posts about it.
I tried it earlier today and I still havent figured out how to work this shit
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That awkward moment when you realize you have an...
herpaderpamel:
EVERY TIME.
flaunt that shit
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Another dream
With some homies in the damn wilderness
fought off wild animals, dodged bullets, and traveled dangerous terrain.
Pretty much like a damn action movie.
Our goal was to deliver a package to a destination. I didnt know the package and I didnt know the destination.
At the end we walk into a school house… like in third world country judging on the condition of the building.
Filled with small...
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mrs.doubtfire: The Dammm :3 →
courtdigity:
I’m in love, one side is like a romantic setting the other side is like Jurassic Park III xD Granted, I couldn’t see shit at 4am, no flashlight and drunk as fuck but I still like it :) More than Narnia! :D Tonight, you made me feel useless, like nothing I said mattered, like nothing I said…
SPELL CHECK. i hate/love this chick… simply because saying i love her goes...
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fuckyeahlaughters:
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that man deserves a slap to the face