January 2012
so uh...
Guess I’ve decided to spend my new years at home drinking
sooWOO
Watchbarackosama:
milesjai:
Drake grabbing a guys ass.
…Did I miss something here?
gay
i wouldnt doubt it
If you don't like 90s west coast gangsta rap
realtalkwithskye:
You need not ride in my car.
I miss the days when I had an ipod… or just when the stereo in my jeep worked, period.
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December 2011
late night tumblr talks
its what the internet is all about.
That and men trying to get into young women’s pants.
Then again how is that any different than reality?
note to self: dont ever lust after a woman
never.
There was some quote I heard:
“Never get attached to something that you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat.”
This should apply to women as well… At least for as long as possible.
My mom warned me about trying to get into medical...
She tried to tell me I should consider a different path through life.
I simply told her “dont worry about it”
This is why i didnt want to tell her right away. I knew she would want me to take the safe route and lower my standards. I needed to past a semester for myself to prove to myself that I can do it.
Fuck the warnings. Ill be a damn doctor like my dad and the rest of the men I...
I have about $30 left to blow on useless shit
I can’t decide to buy a new Detroit fitted.
Or buy a webcam so I can be like the rest of you picture taking fiends. Apparently people who follow my shit and actually read what I post (what the fuck is wrong with you?) dont even know what the hell I look like.
I dont know how kindly San Diego would take me to me sporting a Detroit hat anymore… bitches got their asses beat during that...
I kinda miss those days where two 40 oz and a pack...
Now Im all “Be healthy, stop smoking, dont drink as much, get exercise.”
And… “Work hard, get good grades, be a doctor!”
what the fuck ever happened to “fuck life?”
so i guess i just got woken up to get bitched at
and now i cant go back to sleep.
I swear at this point Im getting all the negatives of a relationship and none of the benefits…
I just found a youtube channel of talking animals
where the animals move their mouth naturally and the human voice goes along to it.
i think i just found my favorite piece of entertainment.
The animal lover inside of me is coming out…
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I had a girl that would come over about 3 or 4 times a week.
We would fuck twice during those days.
that’s 6 to 8 times of sexual intercourse.
And we still made time to sit around do nothing, chat, cuddle, go out to eat, experiment with drugs together. You know… spend time with each other.
This current girl?
Once a month…
LaKa Who?: No one can convince me that retail work... →
2crazy2function:
lakalaka:
The only hard part about the job is knowing that in the end the paycheck isn’t going to ever be good enough.
The actual work though… It’s just easy to me.
I’m one of the fastest cashiers this place has and at the end of every closing shift I am the one helping out other people with their section…
because working at Macy’s is different than working at Payless.
i...
Can I take a minute just to say "Fuck Women"
That is all.
I had to unfollow all these teeny bopper tumblr...
talking about:
put asks in my ask box
and follow me i follow back.
god… shut up and die.
please. i beg of you to kill yourself. i fucking hate you.
either die or grow out of your teenage years right now.
fuck begging. i demand it.
You can't be a tumblr ho and call yourself tumblr...
It just doesn’t work like that…
Watch4kotagonz:
Requested : Light skin and Dark Skin
holy fuck there’s two of them….
God has finally done something right.
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Am I the only one who can’t understand the structure of 4chan?
To me its all a huge mess of broadly organized shit…
Some woman was rubbing my hair
And she asked “Is it real?”
I have never been asked that shit before. I have the stereotypical black mans hair cut cause white america says its inappropriate to sport anything else. That means I my hair is only centimeters long.
And this bitch thinks I have a weave or something?
Cmon now…
cmon.
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Some girl in Detroit said "I will never give head...
I told her “Your husband is definitely going to cheat on you.”
Her friend told me how fucked up it was to say that but I still stand by my point.
To be honest, I would cheat without guilt (I imagine. I’ve never done it before.) if the sexual attention I asked for wasn’t met.
That’s one important lesson to all relationships. If your significant other does not feel...
Watchblack people
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No one can convince me that retail work is...
The only hard part about the job is knowing that in the end the paycheck isn’t going to ever be good enough.
The actual work though… It’s just easy to me.
I’m one of the fastest cashiers this place has and at the end of every closing shift I am the one helping out other people with their section because I’m already done with mine.
Maybe I’m just some retail...
Another lazy day of doing nothing
My dad told my sister, the chicka, and me a story about a 21 year old dying in a car crash the other day. I commented “well… now that Im all depressed..” to which the chicka said “dont be depressed!”
I dont think she realized I was joking. Being a son of a doctor, I have heard stories like this all my life. Worse stories even… about babies and toddlers dying....
Going to go pick up a california burrito.
then going to buy some new clothes.
Haven’t been shopping for clothes in a year. I only go when my mom sends me gift cards for Christmas.
Just thought
This time last year I had probably about 30 more pounds of fat on my body.
but then again I also had probably about 10 more pounds of muscle…
I don’t even know what 10 lbs of muscle look like. I just know I had a lot more of it than I do now.
Christmas night
I went to a homies place to drink. I came with three tall cans of beer to contribute.
So I walk in and its just him and his dad. His dad seems drunk but my friend seems decent. After taking a few shots from my homies bottle of jack I ask him why he isn’t drinking. He said he’s been drinking all day. So I then ask him should I just chill with my beer to which he replied “no its...
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If some woman can walk around being fat and proud...
I was thinking about the biased BS about sex and men. How it seems that men are always pigs when it comes to sex even though its our nature.
My homie took his girl hours away to go visit her parents. They both have cars and she was suppose to use hers but at the last minute they used his and he paid all the gas. On the way way back it was getting boring and he asked for road head (getting your...
I kind of want to be back in school again
I want those accomplishment of getting A’s again and feeling that I’m finally getting somewhere in life.
Next semester needs to start right now.
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Whenever I hear in public about someone playing League of Legends my first thought is to beat the shit out of them.
Simply because most likely they are one of those whiny people who make the LoL community so annoying.
Its like “Shit, I finally have gotten the chance to beat one of them into submission.”
I really want to.
The Sweetest Taboo: redvelvetpenguins: Rung in... →
killertofutaylor:
redvelvetpenguins:
Rung in Christmas having sex at midnight. Sounds like a fantastic start to me :D
Oh and to you fucking idiots today isn’t Jesus’s birthday. His birthday was in spring so stop posting shit.
In spring (Easter), to my knowledge, Jesus resurrected from the dead. Christmas is…
From what I’ve learned outside of the religion is that Jesus was born...
I'm convinced
godmustbeaboogieman:
90% of Tumblr users are virgins.
no… 90% of Tumblr users are women.
Have you ever even seen an 18 year old virgin woman in this generation?
You get excited as fuck when you do… once you convince yourself shes not lying.
A Rugrats live-action indie film?
90skidandcompany:
Paul Dano as Tommy
Rupert Grint as Chuckie
Anton Yelchin as Phil
Ellen Page as Lil
Ezra Miller as Dil
Charlyne Yi as Kimi
Greta Gerwig as Angelica
Zoe Kravitz as Suzie
Jeff Goldblum as Stu
Julianne Moore as Didi
Christoph Waltz as Drew
Tilda Swinton as Charlotte
William H. Macy as Chaz
and Clint Eastwood as Grandpa
Your suggestions?
...
My stepmom told my dad to get out the house...
she doesnt have a job and hes a doctor that pays for everything.
and she told him to get out the house…
needless to say… he continued to sit on the couch and watch his movie.
finally home again
where i can rub my dick in peace.
black people still trying to play the race card
no white man is pullin the race card on your ass.
first you have to be threat to them.
and when youre talking ghetto and not giving a fuck… you already used the race card against yourself.
