Alright… This is something I usually save for when I’m drunk but I’m going to express this right now simply cause… well I’m bored.

The relationship between a man and a woman and a man and a prostitute.

For a prostitute down in Tijuana, Mexico. I don’t know how the hell all you white people do it in the midwest or wherever but they do things differently down in Mexico. Apparently its regulated, where the women who work at the bars carry cards that state they are STD clean. Its a test they must go through every month or two, I believe. Its what separates them from the street hookers and allows them access to a bar so obviously a condom is mandatory. Their rate is 60 for 30 mins and I think… 12 for the room for 30 mins. So a man will throw out 72 dollars to fuck some of the hottest women on the planet.

Ok ok.. now back to the average woman. For any woman… they lie. They aren’t going to admit how many people they have been with, hell no. Its like a sin to them. Ask each of them though and 90% of them will say they have had unprotected sex before. Fuck that, 99% of them will. So as you shove your dick into this vagina, you have to remember… you have no idea how many men she has had unprotected sex with before. That’s reason enough… now get this…

Before you have sex with this woman you had to take her out on many dates. In your attempt to impress her you probably through out at least $300 on dates during the month or two it took you to get into her pants.

On top of that you have to deal with her bickering, complaining, and bitching. She has preferences of how she wants to be fucked, shes too lazy to do certain positions, she too sleepy… whatever the case… its not all the time energized great sex.

Or you could bust out 72 bucks for a clean hot ass woman and never have to deal with her problems.

And this is the reason why I say if I ever become old and grey with no one to love… I’ll just go to TJ.