Pokemon Sex
Girl: LMAO. I’m battling a Metapod and it keeps using harden. You should name your penis Metapod and I can name my vagina Cloyster. And when they get in a battle, you can be like “Metapod, String Shot!”
Boy: Then when Metapod uses String Shot, Cloyster uses Brine.
Girl: And when Metapod uses Tackle, Cloyster can use Clamp.
Boy: Yeah, Metapod doesn’t really have many attacks.
Girl: I know. But after it’s done, we can make a beautiful Butterfree.LMAO!!!
Metapod? I think I have the Weedle pokemon. I should probably stick to girls who like pain, eh? If youre tiny… you will get stabbed
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Metapod? I think I have the Weedle pokemon. I should probably stick to girls who like pain, eh? If youre tiny… you will...
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